So my dad got me a burger from Wendy’s, but I haven’t had a fast food burger in 8 years. My brain just went all robot like Dalek: “This non-living object is not registered in my data’. What is this?”

Ok, so I decided to change my Major because… let’s face it! who in their right mind would hire as a journalist? It’s what I love, but sadly it will be a waste of money and time in my case.

primatchi:

scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

 

I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened  He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens. 

bitch we’re getting you a puppy ok

It’s the fluffy chicken all over again!! let’s get this girl a puppy!

runningawaywithaspaceman:

I’m scared, Spock.

First time I’ve ever watched Star Trek, and it was emotional. 

…stupid Ministry of Magic! Not keeping tabs, now every muggle can see that centaurs are real!! Only in New York, baby!!

crystalshiip:

Retarded words idiots use to fit in online. “Fandom, feels, ship, selfie.” Do the english language and yourself and stop talking like an eight year old.