My masterpiece of a tweet
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
bruh you know his works for p much any language right… english aint that special
i dont understand?????
I never said she stole my money- Implies that the speaker was not the one who claimed the other person stole their money
I never said she stole my money- Tbh I’m lost on this one;;;
I never said she stole my money- Implies the speaker did not verbally communicate that the other person stole their money
I never said she stole my money- Implies that the person who stole the money was not the person the speakers audience originally assumed
I never said she stole my money-Implies that the money may not have been stolen
I never said she stole my money-Implies the the stolen money did not belong to the speaker
I never said she stole my money-Implies that money may not have been what was actually stolen
the one you’re lost on: essentially “I never said that. that is not something I said.” like they’re upset at being accused of saying that she stole their money.
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The floor is lava!
What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?
The fun kind.
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That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.
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The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…
this is really important
This is why I get upset about the sexy costumes at Halloween. Not because you don’t have the right to be sexy—you absolutely, absolutely do. But because while you might be able to find costume #3 in a tween size in each of these rows, I can guarantee that in almost all cases, you will not find costume #2 in a teen or adult size.
Babies/toddlers get to be cute. Kids/tweens get to be fun and spooky and still have modesty, if they want it. Teens who aren’t on the small end are already getting the sexy, even if they really just want fun, spooky, and a skirt that goes below mid-thigh. And adults? LOL nope it’s sexy or nothing.
Everyone who is of an age to want sexy should be allowed to have sexy. But “not sexy” should always be on the table as well, because sometimes you just want to be warm and cozy and filling a pillowcase with strangercandy.
I love it when society would call girls sluts for dressing like that and at the same time they refuse to offer girls any other kind of halloween costumes.
That’s the only thing I hate about halloween
Down the street,
The same old thing
We did last week.
Not a thing to do,
But talk to you.
We’re all alright!
We’re all alright!